😂DONT READ IF U DONT WANT TO LAUGH NOW😂😂😂😊
1. Baby please off light am shy 🙈🙈
na līe her bra is tied with USB cord 😂😂😂

2. I’m not your bro, I know my sisters.
Don’t cāll me bro. I want to see ur
nākednēss and touch bress😏😏🙄
….
That’s what I heard a guy telling someone’s daughter behind my window last night
😂😂😂😂

3. Dont feel bād when yuh…Read More

Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.”

May the creator save us in thus country

My girlfriend stole money from her DAD for me to start a business, Now am RICH should I marry a thief
😂😁

Laugh till you forget your sorrow 🤣🤣🤣😂😂
1. Yesterday I was toasting some gal for love💜.. She ask me I hope U R not a player like other men I replied.. I am an ATHLETES.. I don’t play with relationship but I run with it
ladies think getting a right man is easy
😂😂
2. It’s over between us
These words will make you search for your shoes in the…Read More

1.. Don’t be carried away by her Profile Picture, check her NIN pic, that’s her real face🤣

2.. People Wey Use Because of 504 Do Rītual In 1989 No Live to See VENZA😂😂😂

3. 😒
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_/ _
This is hw a bād wife stand when she says to her husband, if you know that you are a man come and bēāt me today😂😂

4..” Støp Giving Ur Children Bible Name…Read More

I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered,

🙆‍♂️😂My girlfriend went to bed very early yesterday night because i didn’t allow her to attend her club’s half of the year party. After finishing a bottle of water, i decided to jøin her. When i touched her, she pushed my hand away. I touched her again, she hissed and jumped out of the bed and put on a jeans short and a jeans trouser. She…Read More

GOODNIGHT JOKES 😂😂😂

1). Only God that can brēāk the relatiønship between Suya and Newspaper 😂😁😀

2). Sm0king w££d before going to work is dang£r0us, I nearly sácked my boss 😂😂

3). China phone be like battery low delēte some items 😀😂

4). The way ladies with gap teeth 😁 apoløgize is somehow funny, they will be like BABY AM THO THORRY&#…Read More

Afternoon jokes 😂😂😂😂

★. Impregnating a girl in Europe is so nice that her parents will even buy you a car😅 But in Nigeria, the cūrse alone will change your destiny😅😂😂😂

★. Anytime I cook at home, the whole family decides to drink garri😏…. I don’t know why😭😂😂

★. This one that I’m seeing wedding ceremony everywhere, nobody should mīstak…Read More

I swear if I didn’t thank God
For my life
I will die
Remember you just sweared😂😂😂😂

GOOD NIGHT JOKES 😂😂😂

1. Only an Igbo man, will do his traditional wedding in the afternoon, and still open shop in the evening. 🚶🚶🚶🚶😜😜😜

2. I thought I have seen it all, until I found out that the girl that sold agidi to me this morning, is the same girl that wrote on Facebook, that she studied at Oxford University. 🙆🙆🙆🙆

3. Girls with absent…Read More

The fact that you’re always alone in the toilet is enough reason that you’ll be alone when shit goes down in your life 📌🤏

We have two lives
The second one starts when we realize we only have one

“Your time is limited, don’t waste it living someone else’s life.

“I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and fingers.”

My friends had been telling me a lot about my beautiful girlfriend cheating behind my back, so I decided to spy on her every movement like a CCTV camera.

After she had finished cooking for me, she gave me a piece of soft kizz on my cheek before walking out with her handbag.

After she had left I dished out some quantity of the noodle and feel…Read More

Doctor : the test result are outPatient : did i passDoctor: you will in 2 weeksPatient : ???Doctor : 💀💀💀

7 WAYS TO KNOW YOU ARE MAD🤷🏼‍♀️😲🤪🧐😏.1..If you’ve ever counted 1.2.3 before pouring water on your body, you’re mad. 🧐🤪😲😳🥺😣😝2..If you ever thought the moon use to follow u around, ahh you’re mad.😳😲🤪🧐🤦🤦🤷🏼‍♀️😋😏3..If you’ve ever use yur sim 1, to call yur sim 2🤳 in de same phone, believe me, ya mad..🤳🤪😲😳😂😣😒4..if you’ve ever been talkin💋 to yur self,…Read More

Packaging nah

I am still ashāmed of myself 🙆‍♂️🤣

Me and my girlfriend were on video cāll on whatsapp yesterday when she told me that she was ho_rny, That she really need me beside her.

“How about your parent? Are they not at at home? ” I asked her.
“They just traveled now. Please be coming my darling ” she said.

It’s a very long distance relatiønship, Sh…Read More

🔱🔱🔱EVENING_JOKES 🌟🌟🌟

1*That moments you are laughing with your mum*
Then BOOM!!!* _She ask you for yesterday’s change😒_😂😂😂😂

2*I already have a selection of songs 🔊to play in my car….* Now I just need to buy a car.
😙😙😙😙

3* Dating a broke boyfriend is something else. .you’ll be like. .
Girl: Baby I’m hungry☺
Boy: Your own better, me I go soon…Read More

Till I left secondary school,I have never understand what G is doing in E.G ,
if E is EXAMPLE,G is for what
🤔🤔🤔🤔🥴🥴🥴

Hello guys

sorry for the break

LET’S LAUGH AWAY OUR STRESS WITH ANTS 🐜
1. 5 ants + 5 ants = Tenants
2. To bring an ant from another country into your country = Important
3. Ant that goes to school = Brilliant
4. Ant that is looking for a job = Applicant
5. A spy ant = Informant
6. A very little ant = Infant
7. An ant that uses a gun = Militant
8. An ant that is a specialist =…Read More

AVOID THIS TYPE OF RELATIONSHIP
#Advise

1. You should avoid a relationship that is based on sex alone.
It has no future. If all you do is to sleep with each other
instead of discussing things that will benefit your life then that
relationship is a waste of time and destiny.
2. Avoid any relationship that has no direction, purpose or aim.
3. Avoid…Read More

Laugh away your sørrøw 🤗😂

UP NIGERIA 🤍🤍

1. A Márried Man carried His Síde chíck to Hótel, and said
“Báby tell me something that will íncrease My heartbéat”, She replied ” Your wífe is sitting At our Báck “😂😂😂

2)Who else Noticed that Sécond Roúnd used to làst lónger and toúgher than First róund, but at the End, very sweét😋;

That’s Why I can…Read More

Try dey fight your neighbour get something for mind to tell you 🤐🤐

FACTS ABOUT INTROVERT PEOPLE

1. They can talk and chat openly even crack jokes with you on social media but in real life they are ice😩

2. They fit pass you for road and no go do like sey dem see you. They can stay indoors for weeks without minding🤦‍♀️

3. Very calculative, clingy, little touch of hot temper, romantic with the one they love.…Read More

Patient: obesity runs in our family
Doctor : nobody runs in your familyPatient : ??Doctor: 🙄🙄🤐

A teacher came into a classroom and asked: “Comfort, how are u feeling today?”

she replies: “I’m feeling comfortable!” The teacher says,

“Good. Ahmed how are u feeling today?”

Ahmed says “I’m feeling ahmedable!” The teacher was surprised.

She went on to test another student.. and asked: “Janet, how are you feeling

today?”

Janet replies “I am…Read More

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!”

I was inside a keke when a guy came in. It was a short ride. Just 50 naira. The keke guy asked him if he had 50 naira and he said yes.
He got in and we continued.
He got to where he would come down and gave the keke guy #500. The keke guy reminded him that he asked him if he has 50 naira and he said yes.
The guy said he has plenty money and…Read More

🏢SCHOOL RULES WHEN I AM A PRINCIPAL📘
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1) Female 👩‍💼 students should wear mini-skirts👗 only.
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2) Lunchtime 🥪🍟🥓 takes 3hrs while each lesson👩‍💻 takes only 20mins.
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3) If you are quiet🙍 person, sorry! Get the out of my school.
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4) If you wanna get high🚭 there’s a room 🏠 for smokers.
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5) Wednesdays and Fridays it’s party �🎼📻 time no l…Read More

MY WĪCKED UNCLE 🙆‍♂️😂

I decided to spend my Easter holiday in my uncle’s house, thinking he’s a nice person because he promised to treat me well and even make sure I go back with 100k😋, omo this country is too hard to miss that kind of money, so yesterday evening my uncle came back from work very āngry 😠, he started shouting my name ; Emma ! E…Read More

Now Over To You, Boys… How Many Maggi Will Be Okay For Six Cups Of Rice… Girls Come And Laugh 😂😂😂🤣🤣😱😱

“I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.”

Welcome back guys

1. You see those girls that eat alot without getting fat, the food goes directly to their attitude😏 very stubbørn set of people 😒

2. When a stīngy man is looking for a wife, any girl who asks him for money is not a wife material😂😂

3. You Think you are doing me” But you are doing yourself” if your Mom haven’t told you such words, you are A…Read More

Update🔴

Nigeria’s goalkeeper, Stanley Nwabali’s life is about to change completely.

Recall, that South Africans have been threatening him; some said he should never return to their country for smother defeat they suffered in the hands of the Nigerian team.

While all these were going on Saudi Arabia was perfecting plans on how to sign Nwa…Read More

1. Bae swēar I love u, Even if they ask me to choose between u or a trip to America, I promise.😒😏
I’ll be thinking about you in the plane.😃😂

2. One girl posted “I love my bed, so soft and big.” The moment I liked it, she delēted the post. She didn’t even allow me to comment self.

Well she’s my neighbour and she sleeps on a mat😂😂

3. When ur b…Read More

If she visit u in a cold weather Bro remove letter “W” from Weather and divide the remaining one into half
🧐🥱🤫🤣🤦😂🙆😂

Mom said alcohol 🍻 is my enemy 🥺
Jesus said love your enemies 😂😉
Case closed 🔐💯😎

THE WISE ME 😂🙆‍♂️

A female class teacher was having a prøblem with a boy named Emmanuel in her class in Primary 3.
Emmanuel said, “Madam, I should be in Primary 4.
I am smarter than my sister and she’s in Primary 4”.

The Madam had heard enough and took the Emmanuel to the principal.
The principal decided to test Emmanuel with some questions…Read More

Ur relationship 💟 and phone 📱 wish one do u want to loose😯
Na today I go know mumu people 😂😂😂

we are active back now

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams

ELEVEN POWERFUL LESSONS TO LEARN FROM A HEN.

✔1. She first lays enough eggs before sitting on them
GOOD PLANNING.

✔2. When she starts sitting on her eggs, she minimizes movements
DISCIPLINE.

✔3. She physically loses weight while sitting on her eggs due to decreased feeding
SACRIFICE AND SELF DENIAL

✔4. She can…Read More

Someone asked me ” is it only s£× we can give or have with our girlfriends when dey visit us.🙆🙆

i just laughed and give out my thought My Brother If you have a Bae Invite her to your room❤. Buy her something so Small and Sweet (Chocolate and her favourite Snack 🍫)while sitting with her and talking Give her that package you bought. Tell her lets t…Read More

Although i may not be there, but am closer than yesterday