I bet u
Nobody baths 365 times in a year🙄

absolutely nobody 🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️😂🤣🤣 😂

✌Two difficult things you can’t do
☝1: count your hair.👩
✌2: breath when your tongue is out.👅
put your tongue back mumu😂😂

I’m a Nigerian, of course i need to give me BF watin he go last for nine months on val day 🤸😁

Why is Oyibo no dey get scholarship to come and study in Nigeria 🤔🤔 🇳🇬❓

Blood is no longer Thicker
Nowadays strangers help us more than relatives.
Relatives only accept you when you’re Successful.
One of my buyer send me 50$ when he hear that am not feeling fine

When you put it🥒they will cry**
when you remove it 🥒 they will put it back *
*Nawa oo children and feeding bottle 🍼🥴🤦

GIRLS
if I should take you out,
Hw much should i have in
my pocket to avoid disgrace.
Guyz come and see oo😄😄

Boyfriend wey know sabi give her babe 20k for weekend is that a good boyfriend
Ladies should I increased the volume 😏

“Sorry” works when a mistake is made but not when trust is broken. So in life, make mistakes but never break trust. Because forgiving is easy, but forgetting and trusting again is something impossible…

“Love is not just about finding the right person, but creating a right relationship🤔
It’s not about how much love you have in the beginning but how much love you build till the end…