LAWYER: Now woman, tell us exactly what
happened, resulting in you kīllīng your own
husband.
WOMAN: Hmmm my Lord, Lawyer, on that fateful
day, I was watching T.V. in the sitting room
when my husband came back from town. He
rūshed me and drāgged me unto the bed in the
bedroom. He then laid on top of me and started
romāncing me: føndling my brēast and sūcking
my nīpples,strøking my clitoris n ‘V’ part whilst
Kīssing me strongly.
LAWYER: (Clears his throat strongly.) Yees,
continue.
WOMAN: Hmmm, he then held my legs and
opened them wide apart. At this point, I was so
wet and ready for s£×. But before I realized he
got off me and then shouted…..
“APRIL FOOOOOOLLL!!…”
BOTH LAWYER AND JUDGE: Whaaaaaattt!!!…
That føøl deserves to dīe… nØnsense.!!!😃

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