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Two guys rāp£d a princess👸 and when they were caūght and sent to
the king🤴,
He ordered them to go and bring as many fruits as they can to bail themselves.🍇🍇🍈🍉🍊🍋😁
#st_vanny🧔The first guy went and returned with 15 mangoes🍋the king ordered his guards to
insert all the mangoes into his anūs🙆♂️so he would feel the same pain 😰as the princess👸.1 Comment -
😂💔😂 I WAS MAKING JOKES😂💔🤣
Was In My Room☺️Trying
To Post📲My Jokes As UsualWhen My Mother👩🦰Called Me🗣️
Vanny! Vanny!! Yes Mummy🙄…
Mom👩🦰: Go🚶And Warm The
Soup🥘 In The Kitchen, Your
Father👨🦰wants to Eat It.💁
He’ll Soon Be Back From Work.Vanny👩💼: Okay Mom🙄
I Went🏃To The Kitchen To
Put The Soup🥘 on The Fire
🔥Then Went🏃🏃Back To My…Read More1 Comment -
ON TOP ONE MAN HEAD:
1. NEPA don bring bill
2. Buy bread when u are coming
3. Buy Egg when u are coming
4. Gas don finish
5. Kerosine don finish
6a. Generator no gree start
6b. Buy fuel for generator when u are coming
7. Car don get flat tyre, e no gree start
8. School fees don show
9. DStv/GOtv etc don stop to dey show
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Do the right thing even when no one is watching you it’s called integrityGood morning
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Good morning
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Gid is great
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Fear of losing is what makes competitors so great. Show me a gracious loser and I’ll show you a permanent loser.- O. J. Simpson
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Yeah
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Yeah
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Be with someone who is proud to have you and with someone who is willing to let you have your own time & space and grow as a person.
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Sure bro
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MONEY HAS DIFFERENT NAMES …In Church it is called Offering,In Marriage it is called Brideprice,In school it is called fee’s,When you owe someone it is called Debt,When you pay the Government it is called Tax,In Court it is called a Fine,In Hospitals it is called Bills,Tenancy – Rent,Competition – Prize,Government Retirees call it Pension,Boss to…Read More
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Remember
No Gree For Anybody This Year.
Slap The Soldier, Nothing Dey Happen.2 Comments-
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Until u see urself for cell
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Cell is calling your name🤣🤣🤣
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Yeah
Thanks
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