The first time i smoked weed, nothing happened to me, just that i saw my father and i was like, this man looks familiar😀

No guy walks faster than a guy wearing starched clothes wen its about to rain😂

No guy has the lowest voice than a guy asking a lady for her number😀

You no get moni u dey speak english😀

Apart from “Washing machine dey spoil clothe” and AC dey weak bone” which other poverty quote do you Know ?🙄😂

Know this and know peace🙄

Elon Musk has $180 Billion and there are 8B people on earth. If he gave us each $1B he’d still have $172B left.😉

The first Rule of Success is
Listen to those who have what you want and have been where you’re at

One painful thing of deputising anyone is that no matter your effort, the head gets the recognition. Hilda’s kitchen assistant is not talked about.

Dear future wife, no watching of zee world in my house🙄