I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough.Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.

Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and fingers.

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.