🔱🔱🔱EVENING_JOKES 🌟🌟🌟

1*That moments you are laughing with your mum*
Then BOOM!!!* _She ask you for yesterday’s change😒_😂😂😂😂

2*I already have a selection of songs 🔊to play in my car….* Now I just need to buy a car.
😙😙😙😙

3* Dating a broke boyfriend is something else. .you’ll be like. .
Girl: Baby I’m hungry☺
Boy: Your own better, me I go soon faint😇
😊😊😊😊

4**The Girlfriend U’re Dating Now😏, Can She Do Assignments For Ur Future Kids? Guys Think Well oooo Dis Is Not Shisha Competition oooo*
😕😕😕😕

5*If you see 2 sisters walking👭, the fat one is always younger..!*
Scientifically proven 🙄

6*Life is so stupid. 😪
An ordinary person makes you smile and a very special person makes you cry.

Still, you care for the special one.
🤔🤔🤔

7*Can’t wait to have twins
and name them “Terms and Conditions”
😋😋😋😋

8*Having sex with him during his hustling stage doesn’t mean u were there when he had nothing.🤷🏽‍♂️ Sex is different from help👌

9*it is only in Nigeria that “Who are you?” is not a
question, it’s an insult. a serious insult depending on the Situation and “Are you talking to me?” is more of a threat.😂😅

10**An old man said “Erasers r made 4 those who make mistakes.”………
A youth replied “Erasers r made 4 those who r willing 2 correct their mistakes!!”
Attitude matters!!!*😞😞😞😞

11*I Will Never Watch A Nigerian Movie Again, HOW CAN A GHOST WEAR A FACE MASK*💔
😠😠😠

12*I started my poultry farm with just two feathers.
Now I have over ten thousand birds..
Motivational speakers avoid me…☹️🥴
😠😠😠😠

13*Pastor will be like “this year your kids will multiply” and all the SLAYQUEENS will say “amen”, now you are wondering why POSTINOR 2 is not working
😒😒😒😒

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