1. Bae swēar I love u, Even if they ask me to choose between u or a trip to America, I promise.😒😏
I’ll be thinking about you in the plane.😃😂

2. One girl posted “I love my bed, so soft and big.” The moment I liked it, she delēted the post. She didn’t even allow me to comment self.

Well she’s my neighbour and she sleeps on a mat😂😂

3. When ur boss starts saying, “don’t cāll me sir, cāll me Eric” My sister just find iron pant and wear😂😂😂🤣

4. Guys, do you remember that moment in the exam hall wen you looked at your friend and found him also looking at you😂😂😂

5. Sometimes your boyfriend is over protective because he knows that you’re too easy to get. Just one plate of indomie na pant👙 shīfted😂😂

6. How to detect a wife material 👉 make a funny post, any lady that comments “Lol Sir” is a wife material. Marry her 😂😂

7. My brother, if her phone rings and she stares at you before picking …
Just know that your assistant is cālling 😂😂

8. When I say Girls are very beautiful😍 I mean those that hustle for themselves.., not the tax collectors 🚮😒😒🚶

9. Your mates are getting married. You are there shouting all men are players. My sister, it is better you marry a player than end up with a referee.😂😂

10. You’re dating a fat girl and you’re complaining she’s chēating on you.

Uncle, can you finish a full cow?😂😂

11. Who among you watch this film 那些个字头上的啊有
weytin pain me pass for the film na weytin CHI HONG talk last 我就在哪个性爱🤣😁💔

12. Støp running after people. If they forget you, forget them too. You didn’t come on earth to be someone’s memory card. Love yourself.💯

13. Støp ignoring my post am not your Ex 😂 I did nothing wrong to you 🙄🚶

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