Laugh till you forget your sorrow 🤣🤣🤣😂😂
1. Yesterday I was toasting some gal for love💜.. She ask me I hope U R not a player like other men I replied.. I am an ATHLETES.. I don’t play with relationship but I run with it
ladies think getting a right man is easy
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2. It’s over between us
These words will make you search for your shoes in the fridge!
Am talking from experience
Don’t argue with me
3. Just bcuz I ask for ur number, U already acting like queen of England.
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Sista, listen. Asking for ur number doesn’t mean I will call you
sometimes I just like keeping new contacts
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4. Some people are still wondering why they are short
Haha let me tell you the truth
Its because your father👴 tried to pull out
So the Rest Of your Height landed on bedsheet
Nobody shld talk to me
This is not my handwriting
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5. TEACHER: Akpos, pay attention to what I’m teaching or get out. Akpos stands up and as he was walking through the door the teacher asked…
TEACHER: Where the hell are you going?
AKPOS: I don’t have money💵 for attention sir.
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6. Just because I don’t like cooking doesn’t mean I can’t cook……..have you tasted my hot water🛁 before? chai…..lord u will lick ur cup
7. Nobody can give me headache when panaldo is.. 50#…..nobody can break my heart💔 when super glue is 30#. Just with 80#I am safe
8. My drunk friend came to my haoz this morning and started greeting all my mops outside thinking they are white men with dreed locks…. fada lord…….😂😂
9. I used to see Ladies wearing toe rings thinking it’s just for fashion, not knowing they are engaged to short guys who couldn’t reach their fingers
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10. Føolishness is when your name is Solomon but you have only one girlfriend.
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What a waste of a name!!!!!!!
11. Some ladies should put Learner sign (L) in the back of their high heel shoes cz u can’t just be walking like a newly born Goat🐏 infront of me
12. Blessed is the hand that like this Jokes for he shall never be bored

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