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Oyedokun Joseph Oluwamayowa posted an update in the group
Laugh till you forget your phone password 1 year, 1 month ago
1.. Don’t be carried away by her Profile Picture, check her NIN pic, that’s her real face🤣
2.. People Wey Use Because of 504 Do Rītual In 1989 No Live to See VENZA😂😂😂
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This is hw a bād wife stand when she says to her husband, if you know that you are a man come and bēāt me today😂😂4..” Støp Giving Ur Children Bible Names Without Giving them Bible Lessons🤨
Yesterday I Was Røbbed By Abraham & Moses🥺😭😭5..” If a Lady Gives you Her Number, Read it BacK to her With One Wrøng Digit. If She Corrects you.. it Means She’s Actually Interested😌
6..”..Aboki:” Madam ☝️1 Yam Na #800 GasKia🙅♂️😒🤨
“Nigerian Mothers be like:”🙄You No Gree Sell 3 for 350?? 🙁😂😂7..Yoruba boys trying to be Romantic be like:
“You are my egg in my egg roll,☺
Baby, without you🙈..am buns”😋😂😂8..🙆♂️imagine a girl born in 2007 is sending me friend request 🙈am I sēlling pencil?? 🙆♂️😂😂
Diala Emmanuel ✍️
9..i wonder why the sun in America is meant for freshness..😏while the one in Nigeria is for drying clothes 🙆♂️😂😂
10. all the bād friends my mom wārned me about don make am finish
😏The good ones dey do P.O.S🙆♂️😂11..last born’s are the best people to date..😌
Brēak their heart,💔
And give them biscuits,☺
Case closed 😋😋12..Abeg, 🤔who told Nigerians that when they eat stønes in beans, 😏they should look at the person that cooked it??🙆♂️😂😂
13..The funny thing about being rich is that every ladies you meet are single ☺
But..when you are pøor, 🙈even a new born baby had a boyfriend 😂🥰14..if a woman tēxt.. “How are you?? 🤔
Just rēply..” Am fine ☺
But..
If u have money, you can add..”and you?? 😂😂15..As I was writing ✍️this jokes,
I heard thūnder ⚡ laughing😂😂
He was like, hahaha, Diala Emmanuel, you are very funny
Aswēar, I will fīre anybody that will read this jokes, laugh, and walk away without LIKING the post..
I bēgged him not to fīre anybody and he said if I bēg him again, he will fīre me jøin…so my mouth peem 🤐The love I have for you guys can make me jump in front of dangote trailer as long as it’s not moving 😃😃
Dm if you are bored 🥱😁
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