1. Today marked it exactly 16 years, my mother almost killëd me the day I was sent to go and buy salt for a Jollof Rice that was already on fire 🔥….

After 2 hours of waiting for me only for my mother to come out to see me in front of the street doing “Change your style”, Yah!, “Another style Wooo!, be like thaaat !!!”………

I was still “Being like that” when my mother landed a warm thunder släp on my left ear……😳😳 For complete

7 days, I was continuously hearing “Mother in the kitchen cooking rice”… 😩🤭😂😂😂
2. Me: It’s over.

Favour: I thought you said I was the girl of your dreams 🙄

Me👱🏼‍♂️: Yea‚ but I woke up 🥱🤭😂😂

3. Me as a lawyer: I know my client is guïlty of stealïng the goat but my lord you need to taste the pepper soup 🥲🤭😂😂

4. Na “Truth or Dare” game we dey do, Favour which one be “I dare you to buy fuel for me” 🙄🥲🤭😂😂

5. Wife…… TikTok

Husband….. Bet9ja

Son…………. Yahoö

Daughter….. Hook up

*** Wow busy family 🙉😀

6. That moment when your father calls you “OLODÓ” and you whispered “YOU NKÓ” 🙄 and your younger sibling heard it…..

Bros‚ no need‚ just pack to the nearest orphanage home in your area 🤭😂😂🏃‍♀️.

7. I knew school was a joke the day I saw our P.E. teacher was fat. 🤭😂😂

8. Some girls will not kïll me oo…
Favour which one is “Happy engagement dear‚ more rings to your finger” 🙆🤭😂😂💔

9. You’re living in a house with giant dogs 🐕 and you’re complaining that I don’t viiït you 🙄

I’m sorry dear‚ it’s just that I don’t want to meet God unexpectedly 😒🤭😂😂

10. It’s only in Nigerïa movies that they will open the çoffin only for you to see that the corpsë is sweating 😳😳🙆🤭😂😂

11. Favour wey no gree join choir for church don dey give F minor for bed 😕🤭😂
Hmmm hmm I won’t say much… I reserve my comments 😂😂

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