MY WĪCKED UNCLE 🙆‍♂️😂

I decided to spend my Easter holiday in my uncle’s house, thinking he’s a nice person because he promised to treat me well and even make sure I go back with 100k😋, omo this country is too hard to miss that kind of money, so yesterday evening my uncle came back from work very āngry 😠, he started shouting my name ; Emma ! Emma!! Emma!! Where’s this føølish boy 😠 called Diala Emmanuel, I ran out from my room to greet him 🤗 immediately I came close to him I Heard gbam in my face 😔, jeez I can’t see clearly again , uncle am blind oh 😥, I managed to hear him ask who touched my office bag and scāttered the documents that am supposed to give to a client” because my ears are just making sounds like when Nollywood display wītchcraft scene 😥😔 , Un un uncle is not me oh , I don’t even enter your room 😥 before I could manage to open my eyes he left for his room , Omo I was āngry that I decided that I must pay him back because I can’t just collect slāp for something I didn’t do 😒 naa. So I started thinking of how I will do him back , so a thought came to my head and I remembered that my uncle don’t have my new number 😋 and I smiled to myself then I left for my room still not seeing clearly 🤦‍♂️ , So I waited till evening when my uncle’s wife came back from work she went to the kitchen and started preparing dinner and my wīcked uncle was watching a movie in the sitting room , fortunately for me he left his phone in the room so I snēaked into the room and saved my new number in his room As My sweetheart ♥️, and left the room happily 😋, the next morning I packed my things and I told my uncle and his wife that am going back to my parents, am not staying again , give me the 100k u promised me 😊, he told me to get out of his presence, ahh fortunately for me , his wife was using his phone to watch video , so I moved to the door and sent the love text I composed already to him 😂, immediately I saw the countenance of the wife changed and I did MTN call beep😇, and the wife was like huni who’s this girl you are cheãting with , you will see the real me today 😒 before I turn I heard gbam gbam gbam, my uncle don collect 3 hot slāps before he could say anything the matter don wørst 😂, I jejely carried my bag in my head and started going home 😇, God of vengeance I thank you 😂🤗🚶

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Still ya boy. Emmanuel Oyedokun