GOODNIGHT JOKES 😂😂😂

1). Only God that can brēāk the relatiønship between Suya and Newspaper 😂😁😀

2). Sm0king w££d before going to work is dang£r0us, I nearly sácked my boss 😂😂

3). China phone be like battery low delēte some items 😀😂

4). The way ladies with gap teeth 😁 apoløgize is somehow funny, they will be like BABY AM THO THORRY&#…Read More

I was inside a keke when a guy came in. It was a short ride. Just 50 naira. The keke guy asked him if he had 50 naira and he said yes.
He got in and we continued.
He got to where he would come down and gave the keke guy #500. The keke guy reminded him that he asked him if he has 50 naira and he said yes.
The guy said he has plenty money and…Read More

THE WISE ME 😂🙆‍♂️

A female class teacher was having a prøblem with a boy named Emmanuel in her class in Primary 3.
Emmanuel said, “Madam, I should be in Primary 4.
I am smarter than my sister and she’s in Primary 4”.

The Madam had heard enough and took the Emmanuel to the principal.
The principal decided to test Emmanuel with some questions…Read More

😂DONT READ IF U DONT WANT TO LAUGH NOW😂😂😂😊
1. Baby please off light am shy 🙈🙈
na līe her bra is tied with USB cord 😂😂😂

2. I’m not your bro, I know my sisters.
Don’t cāll me bro. I want to see ur
nākednēss and touch bress😏😏🙄
….
That’s what I heard a guy telling someone’s daughter behind my window last night
😂😂😂😂

3. Dont feel bād when yuh…Read More

1. You see those girls that eat alot without getting fat, the food goes directly to their attitude😏 very stubbørn set of people 😒

2. When a stīngy man is looking for a wife, any girl who asks him for money is not a wife material😂😂

3. You Think you are doing me” But you are doing yourself” if your Mom haven’t told you such words, you are A…Read More

🙆‍♂️😂My girlfriend went to bed very early yesterday night because i didn’t allow her to attend her club’s half of the year party. After finishing a bottle of water, i decided to jøin her. When i touched her, she pushed my hand away. I touched her again, she hissed and jumped out of the bed and put on a jeans short and a jeans trouser. She…Read More