I am still ashāmed of myself 🙆‍♂️🤣

Me and my girlfriend were on video cāll on whatsapp yesterday when she told me that she was ho_rny, That she really need me beside her.

“How about your parent? Are they not at at home? ” I asked her.
“They just traveled now. Please be coming my darling ” she said.

It’s a very long distance relatiønship, Sh…Read More

MY WĪCKED UNCLE 🙆‍♂️😂

I decided to spend my Easter holiday in my uncle’s house, thinking he’s a nice person because he promised to treat me well and even make sure I go back with 100k😋, omo this country is too hard to miss that kind of money, so yesterday evening my uncle came back from work very āngry 😠, he started shouting my name ; Emma ! E…Read More

May the creator save us in thus country

I was inside a keke when a guy came in. It was a short ride. Just 50 naira. The keke guy asked him if he had 50 naira and he said yes.
He got in and we continued.
He got to where he would come down and gave the keke guy #500. The keke guy reminded him that he asked him if he has 50 naira and he said yes.
The guy said he has plenty money and…Read More

Doctor : the test result are outPatient : did i passDoctor: you will in 2 weeksPatient : ???Doctor : 💀💀💀

Try dey fight your neighbour get something for mind to tell you 🤐🤐

1. Bae swēar I love u, Even if they ask me to choose between u or a trip to America, I promise.😒😏
I’ll be thinking about you in the plane.😃😂

2. One girl posted “I love my bed, so soft and big.” The moment I liked it, she delēted the post. She didn’t even allow me to comment self.

Well she’s my neighbour and she sleeps on a mat😂😂

3. When ur b…Read More

GOODNIGHT JOKES 😂😂😂

1). Only God that can brēāk the relatiønship between Suya and Newspaper 😂😁😀

2). Sm0king w££d before going to work is dang£r0us, I nearly sácked my boss 😂😂

3). China phone be like battery low delēte some items 😀😂

4). The way ladies with gap teeth 😁 apoløgize is somehow funny, they will be like BABY AM THO THORRY&#…Read More