Try dey fight your neighbour get something for mind to tell you 🤐🤐

I was inside a keke when a guy came in. It was a short ride. Just 50 naira. The keke guy asked him if he had 50 naira and he said yes.
He got in and we continued.
He got to where he would come down and gave the keke guy #500. The keke guy reminded him that he asked him if he has 50 naira and he said yes.
The guy said he has plenty money and…[Read more]

MY WĪCKED UNCLE 🙆‍♂️😂

I decided to spend my Easter holiday in my uncle’s house, thinking he’s a nice person because he promised to treat me well and even make sure I go back with 100k😋, omo this country is too hard to miss that kind of money, so yesterday evening my uncle came back from work very āngry 😠, he started shouting my name ; Emma ! E…[Read more]

Someone asked me ” is it only s£× we can give or have with our girlfriends when dey visit us.🙆🙆

i just laughed and give out my thought My Brother If you have a Bae Invite her to your room❤. Buy her something so Small and Sweet (Chocolate and her favourite Snack 🍫)while sitting with her and talking Give her that package you bought. Tell her lets t…[Read more]

Doctor : the test result are outPatient : did i passDoctor: you will in 2 weeksPatient : ???Doctor : 💀💀💀

LET’S LAUGH AWAY OUR STRESS WITH ANTS 🐜
1. 5 ants + 5 ants = Tenants
2. To bring an ant from another country into your country = Important
3. Ant that goes to school = Brilliant
4. Ant that is looking for a job = Applicant
5. A spy ant = Informant
6. A very little ant = Infant
7. An ant that uses a gun = Militant
8. An ant that is a specialist =…[Read more]

Patient: obesity runs in our family
Doctor : nobody runs in your familyPatient : ??Doctor: 🙄🙄🤐

GOOD NIGHT JOKES 😂😂😂

1. Only an Igbo man, will do his traditional wedding in the afternoon, and still open shop in the evening. 🚶🚶🚶🚶😜😜😜

2. I thought I have seen it all, until I found out that the girl that sold agidi to me this morning, is the same girl that wrote on Facebook, that she studied at Oxford University. 🙆🙆🙆🙆

3. Girls with absent…[Read more]

May the creator save us in thus country

The fact that you’re always alone in the toilet is enough reason that you’ll be alone when shit goes down in your life 📌🤏

THE WISE ME 😂🙆‍♂️

A female class teacher was having a prøblem with a boy named Emmanuel in her class in Primary 3.
Emmanuel said, “Madam, I should be in Primary 4.
I am smarter than my sister and she’s in Primary 4”.

The Madam had heard enough and took the Emmanuel to the principal.
The principal decided to test Emmanuel with some questions…[Read more]

Try dey fight your neighbour get something for mind to tell you 🤐🤐

I was inside a keke when a guy came in. It was a short ride. Just 50 naira. The keke guy asked him if he had 50 naira and he said yes.
He got in and we continued.
He got to where he would come down and gave the keke guy #500. The keke guy reminded him that he asked him if he has 50 naira and he said yes.
The guy said he has plenty money and…[Read more]

MY WĪCKED UNCLE 🙆‍♂️😂

I decided to spend my Easter holiday in my uncle’s house, thinking he’s a nice person because he promised to treat me well and even make sure I go back with 100k😋, omo this country is too hard to miss that kind of money, so yesterday evening my uncle came back from work very āngry 😠, he started shouting my name ; Emma ! E…[Read more]

Someone asked me ” is it only s£× we can give or have with our girlfriends when dey visit us.🙆🙆

i just laughed and give out my thought My Brother If you have a Bae Invite her to your room❤. Buy her something so Small and Sweet (Chocolate and her favourite Snack 🍫)while sitting with her and talking Give her that package you bought. Tell her lets t…[Read more]

Doctor : the test result are outPatient : did i passDoctor: you will in 2 weeksPatient : ???Doctor : 💀💀💀

LET’S LAUGH AWAY OUR STRESS WITH ANTS 🐜
1. 5 ants + 5 ants = Tenants
2. To bring an ant from another country into your country = Important
3. Ant that goes to school = Brilliant
4. Ant that is looking for a job = Applicant
5. A spy ant = Informant
6. A very little ant = Infant
7. An ant that uses a gun = Militant
8. An ant that is a specialist =…[Read more]

Patient: obesity runs in our family
Doctor : nobody runs in your familyPatient : ??Doctor: 🙄🙄🤐

GOOD NIGHT JOKES 😂😂😂

1. Only an Igbo man, will do his traditional wedding in the afternoon, and still open shop in the evening. 🚶🚶🚶🚶😜😜😜

2. I thought I have seen it all, until I found out that the girl that sold agidi to me this morning, is the same girl that wrote on Facebook, that she studied at Oxford University. 🙆🙆🙆🙆

3. Girls with absent…[Read more]

May the creator save us in thus country

The fact that you’re always alone in the toilet is enough reason that you’ll be alone when shit goes down in your life 📌🤏

THE WISE ME 😂🙆‍♂️

A female class teacher was having a prøblem with a boy named Emmanuel in her class in Primary 3.
Emmanuel said, “Madam, I should be in Primary 4.
I am smarter than my sister and she’s in Primary 4”.

The Madam had heard enough and took the Emmanuel to the principal.
The principal decided to test Emmanuel with some questions…[Read more]

Try dey fight your neighbour get something for mind to tell you 🤐🤐

I was inside a keke when a guy came in. It was a short ride. Just 50 naira. The keke guy asked him if he had 50 naira and he said yes.
He got in and we continued.
He got to where he would come down and gave the keke guy #500. The keke guy reminded him that he asked him if he has 50 naira and he said yes.
The guy said he has plenty money and…[Read more]

MY WĪCKED UNCLE 🙆‍♂️😂

I decided to spend my Easter holiday in my uncle’s house, thinking he’s a nice person because he promised to treat me well and even make sure I go back with 100k😋, omo this country is too hard to miss that kind of money, so yesterday evening my uncle came back from work very āngry 😠, he started shouting my name ; Emma ! E…[Read more]

Someone asked me ” is it only s£× we can give or have with our girlfriends when dey visit us.🙆🙆

i just laughed and give out my thought My Brother If you have a Bae Invite her to your room❤. Buy her something so Small and Sweet (Chocolate and her favourite Snack 🍫)while sitting with her and talking Give her that package you bought. Tell her lets t…[Read more]

Doctor : the test result are outPatient : did i passDoctor: you will in 2 weeksPatient : ???Doctor : 💀💀💀

LET’S LAUGH AWAY OUR STRESS WITH ANTS 🐜
1. 5 ants + 5 ants = Tenants
2. To bring an ant from another country into your country = Important
3. Ant that goes to school = Brilliant
4. Ant that is looking for a job = Applicant
5. A spy ant = Informant
6. A very little ant = Infant
7. An ant that uses a gun = Militant
8. An ant that is a specialist =…[Read more]

Patient: obesity runs in our family
Doctor : nobody runs in your familyPatient : ??Doctor: 🙄🙄🤐

GOOD NIGHT JOKES 😂😂😂

1. Only an Igbo man, will do his traditional wedding in the afternoon, and still open shop in the evening. 🚶🚶🚶🚶😜😜😜

2. I thought I have seen it all, until I found out that the girl that sold agidi to me this morning, is the same girl that wrote on Facebook, that she studied at Oxford University. 🙆🙆🙆🙆

3. Girls with absent…[Read more]

May the creator save us in thus country

The fact that you’re always alone in the toilet is enough reason that you’ll be alone when shit goes down in your life 📌🤏

THE WISE ME 😂🙆‍♂️

A female class teacher was having a prøblem with a boy named Emmanuel in her class in Primary 3.
Emmanuel said, “Madam, I should be in Primary 4.
I am smarter than my sister and she’s in Primary 4”.

The Madam had heard enough and took the Emmanuel to the principal.
The principal decided to test Emmanuel with some questions…[Read more]

Try dey fight your neighbour get something for mind to tell you 🤐🤐

I was inside a keke when a guy came in. It was a short ride. Just 50 naira. The keke guy asked him if he had 50 naira and he said yes.
He got in and we continued.
He got to where he would come down and gave the keke guy #500. The keke guy reminded him that he asked him if he has 50 naira and he said yes.
The guy said he has plenty money and…[Read more]

MY WĪCKED UNCLE 🙆‍♂️😂

I decided to spend my Easter holiday in my uncle’s house, thinking he’s a nice person because he promised to treat me well and even make sure I go back with 100k😋, omo this country is too hard to miss that kind of money, so yesterday evening my uncle came back from work very āngry 😠, he started shouting my name ; Emma ! E…[Read more]

Someone asked me ” is it only s£× we can give or have with our girlfriends when dey visit us.🙆🙆

i just laughed and give out my thought My Brother If you have a Bae Invite her to your room❤. Buy her something so Small and Sweet (Chocolate and her favourite Snack 🍫)while sitting with her and talking Give her that package you bought. Tell her lets t…[Read more]

Doctor : the test result are outPatient : did i passDoctor: you will in 2 weeksPatient : ???Doctor : 💀💀💀

LET’S LAUGH AWAY OUR STRESS WITH ANTS 🐜
1. 5 ants + 5 ants = Tenants
2. To bring an ant from another country into your country = Important
3. Ant that goes to school = Brilliant
4. Ant that is looking for a job = Applicant
5. A spy ant = Informant
6. A very little ant = Infant
7. An ant that uses a gun = Militant
8. An ant that is a specialist =…[Read more]

Patient: obesity runs in our family
Doctor : nobody runs in your familyPatient : ??Doctor: 🙄🙄🤐

GOOD NIGHT JOKES 😂😂😂

1. Only an Igbo man, will do his traditional wedding in the afternoon, and still open shop in the evening. 🚶🚶🚶🚶😜😜😜

2. I thought I have seen it all, until I found out that the girl that sold agidi to me this morning, is the same girl that wrote on Facebook, that she studied at Oxford University. 🙆🙆🙆🙆

3. Girls with absent…[Read more]

May the creator save us in thus country

The fact that you’re always alone in the toilet is enough reason that you’ll be alone when shit goes down in your life 📌🤏

THE WISE ME 😂🙆‍♂️

A female class teacher was having a prøblem with a boy named Emmanuel in her class in Primary 3.
Emmanuel said, “Madam, I should be in Primary 4.
I am smarter than my sister and she’s in Primary 4”.

The Madam had heard enough and took the Emmanuel to the principal.
The principal decided to test Emmanuel with some questions…[Read more]

Try dey fight your neighbour get something for mind to tell you 🤐🤐

I was inside a keke when a guy came in. It was a short ride. Just 50 naira. The keke guy asked him if he had 50 naira and he said yes.
He got in and we continued.
He got to where he would come down and gave the keke guy #500. The keke guy reminded him that he asked him if he has 50 naira and he said yes.
The guy said he has plenty money and…[Read more]

MY WĪCKED UNCLE 🙆‍♂️😂

I decided to spend my Easter holiday in my uncle’s house, thinking he’s a nice person because he promised to treat me well and even make sure I go back with 100k😋, omo this country is too hard to miss that kind of money, so yesterday evening my uncle came back from work very āngry 😠, he started shouting my name ; Emma ! E…[Read more]

Someone asked me ” is it only s£× we can give or have with our girlfriends when dey visit us.🙆🙆

i just laughed and give out my thought My Brother If you have a Bae Invite her to your room❤. Buy her something so Small and Sweet (Chocolate and her favourite Snack 🍫)while sitting with her and talking Give her that package you bought. Tell her lets t…[Read more]

Doctor : the test result are outPatient : did i passDoctor: you will in 2 weeksPatient : ???Doctor : 💀💀💀

LET’S LAUGH AWAY OUR STRESS WITH ANTS 🐜
1. 5 ants + 5 ants = Tenants
2. To bring an ant from another country into your country = Important
3. Ant that goes to school = Brilliant
4. Ant that is looking for a job = Applicant
5. A spy ant = Informant
6. A very little ant = Infant
7. An ant that uses a gun = Militant
8. An ant that is a specialist =…[Read more]

Patient: obesity runs in our family
Doctor : nobody runs in your familyPatient : ??Doctor: 🙄🙄🤐

GOOD NIGHT JOKES 😂😂😂

1. Only an Igbo man, will do his traditional wedding in the afternoon, and still open shop in the evening. 🚶🚶🚶🚶😜😜😜

2. I thought I have seen it all, until I found out that the girl that sold agidi to me this morning, is the same girl that wrote on Facebook, that she studied at Oxford University. 🙆🙆🙆🙆

3. Girls with absent…[Read more]

May the creator save us in thus country

The fact that you’re always alone in the toilet is enough reason that you’ll be alone when shit goes down in your life 📌🤏

THE WISE ME 😂🙆‍♂️

A female class teacher was having a prøblem with a boy named Emmanuel in her class in Primary 3.
Emmanuel said, “Madam, I should be in Primary 4.
I am smarter than my sister and she’s in Primary 4”.

The Madam had heard enough and took the Emmanuel to the principal.
The principal decided to test Emmanuel with some questions…[Read more]

Try dey fight your neighbour get something for mind to tell you 🤐🤐

I was inside a keke when a guy came in. It was a short ride. Just 50 naira. The keke guy asked him if he had 50 naira and he said yes.
He got in and we continued.
He got to where he would come down and gave the keke guy #500. The keke guy reminded him that he asked him if he has 50 naira and he said yes.
The guy said he has plenty money and…[Read more]

MY WĪCKED UNCLE 🙆‍♂️😂

I decided to spend my Easter holiday in my uncle’s house, thinking he’s a nice person because he promised to treat me well and even make sure I go back with 100k😋, omo this country is too hard to miss that kind of money, so yesterday evening my uncle came back from work very āngry 😠, he started shouting my name ; Emma ! E…[Read more]

Someone asked me ” is it only s£× we can give or have with our girlfriends when dey visit us.🙆🙆

i just laughed and give out my thought My Brother If you have a Bae Invite her to your room❤. Buy her something so Small and Sweet (Chocolate and her favourite Snack 🍫)while sitting with her and talking Give her that package you bought. Tell her lets t…[Read more]

Doctor : the test result are outPatient : did i passDoctor: you will in 2 weeksPatient : ???Doctor : 💀💀💀

LET’S LAUGH AWAY OUR STRESS WITH ANTS 🐜
1. 5 ants + 5 ants = Tenants
2. To bring an ant from another country into your country = Important
3. Ant that goes to school = Brilliant
4. Ant that is looking for a job = Applicant
5. A spy ant = Informant
6. A very little ant = Infant
7. An ant that uses a gun = Militant
8. An ant that is a specialist =…[Read more]

Patient: obesity runs in our family
Doctor : nobody runs in your familyPatient : ??Doctor: 🙄🙄🤐

GOOD NIGHT JOKES 😂😂😂

1. Only an Igbo man, will do his traditional wedding in the afternoon, and still open shop in the evening. 🚶🚶🚶🚶😜😜😜

2. I thought I have seen it all, until I found out that the girl that sold agidi to me this morning, is the same girl that wrote on Facebook, that she studied at Oxford University. 🙆🙆🙆🙆

3. Girls with absent…[Read more]

May the creator save us in thus country

The fact that you’re always alone in the toilet is enough reason that you’ll be alone when shit goes down in your life 📌🤏

THE WISE ME 😂🙆‍♂️

A female class teacher was having a prøblem with a boy named Emmanuel in her class in Primary 3.
Emmanuel said, “Madam, I should be in Primary 4.
I am smarter than my sister and she’s in Primary 4”.

The Madam had heard enough and took the Emmanuel to the principal.
The principal decided to test Emmanuel with some questions…[Read more]

Try dey fight your neighbour get something for mind to tell you 🤐🤐

I was inside a keke when a guy came in. It was a short ride. Just 50 naira. The keke guy asked him if he had 50 naira and he said yes.
He got in and we continued.
He got to where he would come down and gave the keke guy #500. The keke guy reminded him that he asked him if he has 50 naira and he said yes.
The guy said he has plenty money and…[Read more]

MY WĪCKED UNCLE 🙆‍♂️😂

I decided to spend my Easter holiday in my uncle’s house, thinking he’s a nice person because he promised to treat me well and even make sure I go back with 100k😋, omo this country is too hard to miss that kind of money, so yesterday evening my uncle came back from work very āngry 😠, he started shouting my name ; Emma ! E…[Read more]

Someone asked me ” is it only s£× we can give or have with our girlfriends when dey visit us.🙆🙆

i just laughed and give out my thought My Brother If you have a Bae Invite her to your room❤. Buy her something so Small and Sweet (Chocolate and her favourite Snack 🍫)while sitting with her and talking Give her that package you bought. Tell her lets t…[Read more]

Doctor : the test result are outPatient : did i passDoctor: you will in 2 weeksPatient : ???Doctor : 💀💀💀

LET’S LAUGH AWAY OUR STRESS WITH ANTS 🐜
1. 5 ants + 5 ants = Tenants
2. To bring an ant from another country into your country = Important
3. Ant that goes to school = Brilliant
4. Ant that is looking for a job = Applicant
5. A spy ant = Informant
6. A very little ant = Infant
7. An ant that uses a gun = Militant
8. An ant that is a specialist =…[Read more]

Patient: obesity runs in our family
Doctor : nobody runs in your familyPatient : ??Doctor: 🙄🙄🤐

GOOD NIGHT JOKES 😂😂😂

1. Only an Igbo man, will do his traditional wedding in the afternoon, and still open shop in the evening. 🚶🚶🚶🚶😜😜😜

2. I thought I have seen it all, until I found out that the girl that sold agidi to me this morning, is the same girl that wrote on Facebook, that she studied at Oxford University. 🙆🙆🙆🙆

3. Girls with absent…[Read more]

May the creator save us in thus country

The fact that you’re always alone in the toilet is enough reason that you’ll be alone when shit goes down in your life 📌🤏

THE WISE ME 😂🙆‍♂️

A female class teacher was having a prøblem with a boy named Emmanuel in her class in Primary 3.
Emmanuel said, “Madam, I should be in Primary 4.
I am smarter than my sister and she’s in Primary 4”.

The Madam had heard enough and took the Emmanuel to the principal.
The principal decided to test Emmanuel with some questions…[Read more]

Try dey fight your neighbour get something for mind to tell you 🤐🤐

I was inside a keke when a guy came in. It was a short ride. Just 50 naira. The keke guy asked him if he had 50 naira and he said yes.
He got in and we continued.
He got to where he would come down and gave the keke guy #500. The keke guy reminded him that he asked him if he has 50 naira and he said yes.
The guy said he has plenty money and…[Read more]

MY WĪCKED UNCLE 🙆‍♂️😂

I decided to spend my Easter holiday in my uncle’s house, thinking he’s a nice person because he promised to treat me well and even make sure I go back with 100k😋, omo this country is too hard to miss that kind of money, so yesterday evening my uncle came back from work very āngry 😠, he started shouting my name ; Emma ! E…[Read more]

Someone asked me ” is it only s£× we can give or have with our girlfriends when dey visit us.🙆🙆

i just laughed and give out my thought My Brother If you have a Bae Invite her to your room❤. Buy her something so Small and Sweet (Chocolate and her favourite Snack 🍫)while sitting with her and talking Give her that package you bought. Tell her lets t…[Read more]

Doctor : the test result are outPatient : did i passDoctor: you will in 2 weeksPatient : ???Doctor : 💀💀💀

LET’S LAUGH AWAY OUR STRESS WITH ANTS 🐜
1. 5 ants + 5 ants = Tenants
2. To bring an ant from another country into your country = Important
3. Ant that goes to school = Brilliant
4. Ant that is looking for a job = Applicant
5. A spy ant = Informant
6. A very little ant = Infant
7. An ant that uses a gun = Militant
8. An ant that is a specialist =…[Read more]

Patient: obesity runs in our family
Doctor : nobody runs in your familyPatient : ??Doctor: 🙄🙄🤐

GOOD NIGHT JOKES 😂😂😂

1. Only an Igbo man, will do his traditional wedding in the afternoon, and still open shop in the evening. 🚶🚶🚶🚶😜😜😜

2. I thought I have seen it all, until I found out that the girl that sold agidi to me this morning, is the same girl that wrote on Facebook, that she studied at Oxford University. 🙆🙆🙆🙆

3. Girls with absent…[Read more]

May the creator save us in thus country

The fact that you’re always alone in the toilet is enough reason that you’ll be alone when shit goes down in your life 📌🤏

THE WISE ME 😂🙆‍♂️

A female class teacher was having a prøblem with a boy named Emmanuel in her class in Primary 3.
Emmanuel said, “Madam, I should be in Primary 4.
I am smarter than my sister and she’s in Primary 4”.

The Madam had heard enough and took the Emmanuel to the principal.
The principal decided to test Emmanuel with some questions…[Read more]

Try dey fight your neighbour get something for mind to tell you 🤐🤐

I was inside a keke when a guy came in. It was a short ride. Just 50 naira. The keke guy asked him if he had 50 naira and he said yes.
He got in and we continued.
He got to where he would come down and gave the keke guy #500. The keke guy reminded him that he asked him if he has 50 naira and he said yes.
The guy said he has plenty money and…[Read more]

MY WĪCKED UNCLE 🙆‍♂️😂

I decided to spend my Easter holiday in my uncle’s house, thinking he’s a nice person because he promised to treat me well and even make sure I go back with 100k😋, omo this country is too hard to miss that kind of money, so yesterday evening my uncle came back from work very āngry 😠, he started shouting my name ; Emma ! E…[Read more]

Someone asked me ” is it only s£× we can give or have with our girlfriends when dey visit us.🙆🙆

i just laughed and give out my thought My Brother If you have a Bae Invite her to your room❤. Buy her something so Small and Sweet (Chocolate and her favourite Snack 🍫)while sitting with her and talking Give her that package you bought. Tell her lets t…[Read more]

Doctor : the test result are outPatient : did i passDoctor: you will in 2 weeksPatient : ???Doctor : 💀💀💀

LET’S LAUGH AWAY OUR STRESS WITH ANTS 🐜
1. 5 ants + 5 ants = Tenants
2. To bring an ant from another country into your country = Important
3. Ant that goes to school = Brilliant
4. Ant that is looking for a job = Applicant
5. A spy ant = Informant
6. A very little ant = Infant
7. An ant that uses a gun = Militant
8. An ant that is a specialist =…[Read more]

Patient: obesity runs in our family
Doctor : nobody runs in your familyPatient : ??Doctor: 🙄🙄🤐

GOOD NIGHT JOKES 😂😂😂

1. Only an Igbo man, will do his traditional wedding in the afternoon, and still open shop in the evening. 🚶🚶🚶🚶😜😜😜

2. I thought I have seen it all, until I found out that the girl that sold agidi to me this morning, is the same girl that wrote on Facebook, that she studied at Oxford University. 🙆🙆🙆🙆

3. Girls with absent…[Read more]

May the creator save us in thus country

The fact that you’re always alone in the toilet is enough reason that you’ll be alone when shit goes down in your life 📌🤏

THE WISE ME 😂🙆‍♂️

A female class teacher was having a prøblem with a boy named Emmanuel in her class in Primary 3.
Emmanuel said, “Madam, I should be in Primary 4.
I am smarter than my sister and she’s in Primary 4”.

The Madam had heard enough and took the Emmanuel to the principal.
The principal decided to test Emmanuel with some questions…[Read more]