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🏢SCHOOL RULES WHEN I AM A PRINCIPAL📘
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1) Female 👩💼 students should wear mini-skirts👗 only.
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2) Lunchtime 🥪🍟🥓 takes 3hrs while each lesson👩💻 takes only 20mins.
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3) If you are quiet🙍 person, sorry! Get the out of my school.
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4) If you wanna get high🚭 there’s a room 🏠 for smokers.
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5) Wednesdays and Fridays it’s party �🎼📻 time no l…Read More -
A teacher came into a classroom and asked: “Comfort, how are u feeling today?”
she replies: “I’m feeling comfortable!” The teacher says,
“Good. Ahmed how are u feeling today?”
Ahmed says “I’m feeling ahmedable!” The teacher was surprised.
She went on to test another student.. and asked: “Janet, how are you feeling
today?”
Janet replies “I am…Read More
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MY WĪCKED UNCLE 🙆♂️😂
I decided to spend my Easter holiday in my uncle’s house, thinking he’s a nice person because he promised to treat me well and even make sure I go back with 100k😋, omo this country is too hard to miss that kind of money, so yesterday evening my uncle came back from work very āngry 😠, he started shouting my name ; Emma ! E…Read More
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![Profile picture of Valentine Victor]()
You don succeed in punishing him back 😂😂😂😂😂
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![Profile picture of Oyedokun Joseph Oluwamayowa]()
Yes nah
Am happy now
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LoL 😂
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Lol
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I swear if I didn’t thank God
For my life
I will die
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1. Bae swēar I love u, Even if they ask me to choose between u or a trip to America, I promise.😒😏
I’ll be thinking about you in the plane.😃😂2. One girl posted “I love my bed, so soft and big.” The moment I liked it, she delēted the post. She didn’t even allow me to comment self.
Well she’s my neighbour and she sleeps on a mat😂😂
3. When ur b…Read More
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Lol 😆
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LoL 😂
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Laugh till you forget your sorrow 🤣🤣🤣😂😂
1. Yesterday I was toasting some gal for love💜.. She ask me I hope U R not a player like other men I replied.. I am an ATHLETES.. I don’t play with relationship but I run with it
ladies think getting a right man is easy
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2. It’s over between us
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We have two lives
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If she visit u in a cold weather Bro remove letter “W” from Weather and divide the remaining one into half
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i am just getting mature i dont understand that
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I don’t get
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![Profile picture of Oyedokun Joseph Oluwamayowa]()
Eat her
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The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams
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Hmmmmm…. This got me thinking
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Till I left secondary school,I have never understand what G is doing in E.G ,
if E is EXAMPLE,G is for what
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![Profile picture of Anifowose Gbenga]()
Where u see g
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eggsample
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that’s where the G comes from
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😭😂😂frr
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![Profile picture of COLLINS GODSON]()
LoL 😂
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Lol 😂