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Ur relationship 💟 and phone 📱 wish one do u want to loose😯
Na today I go know mumu people 😂😂😂3 Comments -
I am still ashāmed of myself 🙆♂️🤣
Me and my girlfriend were on video cāll on whatsapp yesterday when she told me that she was ho_rny, That she really need me beside her.
“How about your parent? Are they not at at home? ” I asked her.
“They just traveled now. Please be coming my darling ” she said.It’s a very long distance relatiønship, Sh…Read More
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The fact that you’re always alone in the toilet is enough reason that you’ll be alone when shit goes down in your life 📌🤏
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1. Bae swēar I love u, Even if they ask me to choose between u or a trip to America, I promise.😒😏
I’ll be thinking about you in the plane.😃😂2. One girl posted “I love my bed, so soft and big.” The moment I liked it, she delēted the post. She didn’t even allow me to comment self.
Well she’s my neighbour and she sleeps on a mat😂😂
3. When ur b…Read More
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ELEVEN POWERFUL LESSONS TO LEARN FROM A HEN.
✔1. She first lays enough eggs before sitting on them
GOOD PLANNING.✔2. When she starts sitting on her eggs, she minimizes movements
DISCIPLINE.✔3. She physically loses weight while sitting on her eggs due to decreased feeding
SACRIFICE AND SELF DENIAL✔4. She can…Read More
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7 WAYS TO KNOW YOU ARE MAD🤷🏼♀️😲🤪🧐😏.1..If you’ve ever counted 1.2.3 before pouring water on your body, you’re mad. 🧐🤪😲😳🥺😣😝2..If you ever thought the moon use to follow u around, ahh you’re mad.😳😲🤪🧐🤦🤦🤷🏼♀️😋😏3..If you’ve ever use yur sim 1, to call yur sim 2🤳 in de same phone, believe me, ya mad..🤳🤪😲😳😂😣😒4..if you’ve ever been talkin💋 to yur self,…Read More
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Someone asked me ” is it only s£× we can give or have with our girlfriends when dey visit us.🙆🙆
i just laughed and give out my thought My Brother If you have a Bae Invite her to your room❤. Buy her something so Small and Sweet (Chocolate and her favourite Snack 🍫)while sitting with her and talking Give her that package you bought. Tell her lets t…Read More
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The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams
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I’m scared of losing my ooh.
My phone wey be part of my life 😂