If she visit u in a cold weather Bro remove letter “W” from Weather and divide the remaining one into half
🧐🥱🤫🤣🤦😂🙆😂

I am still ashāmed of myself 🙆‍♂️🤣

Me and my girlfriend were on video cāll on whatsapp yesterday when she told me that she was ho_rny, That she really need me beside her.

“How about your parent? Are they not at at home? ” I asked her.
“They just traveled now. Please be coming my darling ” she said.

It’s a very long distance relatiønship, Sh…Read More

Doctor : the test result are outPatient : did i passDoctor: you will in 2 weeksPatient : ???Doctor : 💀💀💀

ELEVEN POWERFUL LESSONS TO LEARN FROM A HEN.

✔1. She first lays enough eggs before sitting on them
GOOD PLANNING.

✔2. When she starts sitting on her eggs, she minimizes movements
DISCIPLINE.

✔3. She physically loses weight while sitting on her eggs due to decreased feeding
SACRIFICE AND SELF DENIAL

✔4. She can…Read More

1. Bae swēar I love u, Even if they ask me to choose between u or a trip to America, I promise.😒😏
I’ll be thinking about you in the plane.😃😂

2. One girl posted “I love my bed, so soft and big.” The moment I liked it, she delēted the post. She didn’t even allow me to comment self.

Well she’s my neighbour and she sleeps on a mat😂😂

3. When ur b…Read More

THE WISE ME 😂🙆‍♂️

A female class teacher was having a prøblem with a boy named Emmanuel in her class in Primary 3.
Emmanuel said, “Madam, I should be in Primary 4.
I am smarter than my sister and she’s in Primary 4”.

The Madam had heard enough and took the Emmanuel to the principal.
The principal decided to test Emmanuel with some questions…Read More