Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.”

A teacher came into a classroom and asked: “Comfort, how are u feeling today?”

she replies: “I’m feeling comfortable!” The teacher says,

“Good. Ahmed how are u feeling today?”

Ahmed says “I’m feeling ahmedable!” The teacher was surprised.

She went on to test another student.. and asked: “Janet, how are you feeling

today?”

Janet replies “I am…Read More

Patient: obesity runs in our family
Doctor : nobody runs in your familyPatient : ??Doctor: 🙄🙄🤐

Till I left secondary school,I have never understand what G is doing in E.G ,
if E is EXAMPLE,G is for what
🤔🤔🤔🤔🥴🥴🥴

Update🔴

Nigeria’s goalkeeper, Stanley Nwabali’s life is about to change completely.

Recall, that South Africans have been threatening him; some said he should never return to their country for smother defeat they suffered in the hands of the Nigerian team.

While all these were going on Saudi Arabia was perfecting plans on how to sign Nwa…Read More

ELEVEN POWERFUL LESSONS TO LEARN FROM A HEN.

✔1. She first lays enough eggs before sitting on them
GOOD PLANNING.

✔2. When she starts sitting on her eggs, she minimizes movements
DISCIPLINE.

✔3. She physically loses weight while sitting on her eggs due to decreased feeding
SACRIFICE AND SELF DENIAL

✔4. She can…Read More

May the creator save us in thus country

My girlfriend stole money from her DAD for me to start a business, Now am RICH should I marry a thief
😂😁