🔱🔱🔱EVENING_JOKES 🌟🌟🌟

1*That moments you are laughing with your mum*
Then BOOM!!!* _She ask you for yesterday’s change😒_😂😂😂😂

2*I already have a selection of songs 🔊to play in my car….* Now I just need to buy a car.
😙😙😙😙

3* Dating a broke boyfriend is something else. .you’ll be like. .
Girl: Baby I’m hungry☺
Boy: Your own better, me I go soon…Read More

ELEVEN POWERFUL LESSONS TO LEARN FROM A HEN.

✔1. She first lays enough eggs before sitting on them
GOOD PLANNING.

✔2. When she starts sitting on her eggs, she minimizes movements
DISCIPLINE.

✔3. She physically loses weight while sitting on her eggs due to decreased feeding
SACRIFICE AND SELF DENIAL

✔4. She can…Read More

LET’S LAUGH AWAY OUR STRESS WITH ANTS 🐜
1. 5 ants + 5 ants = Tenants
2. To bring an ant from another country into your country = Important
3. Ant that goes to school = Brilliant
4. Ant that is looking for a job = Applicant
5. A spy ant = Informant
6. A very little ant = Infant
7. An ant that uses a gun = Militant
8. An ant that is a specialist =…Read More

THE WISE ME 😂🙆‍♂️

A female class teacher was having a prøblem with a boy named Emmanuel in her class in Primary 3.
Emmanuel said, “Madam, I should be in Primary 4.
I am smarter than my sister and she’s in Primary 4”.

The Madam had heard enough and took the Emmanuel to the principal.
The principal decided to test Emmanuel with some questions…Read More

I was inside a keke when a guy came in. It was a short ride. Just 50 naira. The keke guy asked him if he had 50 naira and he said yes.
He got in and we continued.
He got to where he would come down and gave the keke guy #500. The keke guy reminded him that he asked him if he has 50 naira and he said yes.
The guy said he has plenty money and…Read More

If she visit u in a cold weather Bro remove letter “W” from Weather and divide the remaining one into half
🧐🥱🤫🤣🤦😂🙆😂