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I swear if I didn’t thank God
For my life
I will die
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7 WAYS TO KNOW YOU ARE MAD🤷🏼♀️😲🤪🧐😏.1..If you’ve ever counted 1.2.3 before pouring water on your body, you’re mad. 🧐🤪😲😳🥺😣😝2..If you ever thought the moon use to follow u around, ahh you’re mad.😳😲🤪🧐🤦🤦🤷🏼♀️😋😏3..If you’ve ever use yur sim 1, to call yur sim 2🤳 in de same phone, believe me, ya mad..🤳🤪😲😳😂😣😒4..if you’ve ever been talkin💋 to yur self,…Read More
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LET’S LAUGH AWAY OUR STRESS WITH ANTS 🐜
1. 5 ants + 5 ants = Tenants
2. To bring an ant from another country into your country = Important
3. Ant that goes to school = Brilliant
4. Ant that is looking for a job = Applicant
5. A spy ant = Informant
6. A very little ant = Infant
7. An ant that uses a gun = Militant
8. An ant that is a specialist =…Read More2 Comments -
ELEVEN POWERFUL LESSONS TO LEARN FROM A HEN.
✔1. She first lays enough eggs before sitting on them
GOOD PLANNING.✔2. When she starts sitting on her eggs, she minimizes movements
DISCIPLINE.✔3. She physically loses weight while sitting on her eggs due to decreased feeding
SACRIFICE AND SELF DENIAL✔4. She can…Read More
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1. Bae swÄ“ar I love u, Even if they ask me to choose between u or a trip to America, I promise.😒😏
I’ll be thinking about you in the plane.😃😂2. One girl posted “I love my bed, so soft and big.” The moment I liked it, she delÄ“ted the post. She didn’t even allow me to comment self.
Well she’s my neighbour and she sleeps on a mat😂😂
3. When ur b…Read More
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“I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and fingers.”
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Doctor : the test result are outPatient : did i passDoctor: you will in 2 weeksPatient : ???Doctor : 💀💀💀
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🙆♂️😂My girlfriend went to bed very early yesterday night because i didn’t allow her to attend her club’s half of the year party. After finishing a bottle of water, i decided to jøin her. When i touched her, she pushed my hand away. I touched her again, she hissed and jumped out of the bed and put on a jeans short and a jeans trouser. She…Read More
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LoL 😂