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Patient: obesity runs in our family
Doctor : nobody runs in your familyPatient : ??Doctor: 🙄🙄🤐4 Comments -
Afternoon jokes 😂😂😂😂
★. Impregnating a girl in Europe is so nice that her parents will even buy you a car😅 But in Nigeria, the cūrse alone will change your destiny😅😂😂😂
★. Anytime I cook at home, the whole family decides to drink garri😏…. I don’t know why😭😂😂
★. This one that I’m seeing wedding ceremony everywhere, nobody should mīstak…Read More
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THE WISE ME 😂🙆♂️
A female class teacher was having a prøblem with a boy named Emmanuel in her class in Primary 3.
Emmanuel said, “Madam, I should be in Primary 4.
I am smarter than my sister and she’s in Primary 4”.The Madam had heard enough and took the Emmanuel to the principal.
The principal decided to test Emmanuel with some questions…Read More1 Comment -
ELEVEN POWERFUL LESSONS TO LEARN FROM A HEN.
✔1. She first lays enough eggs before sitting on them
GOOD PLANNING.✔2. When she starts sitting on her eggs, she minimizes movements
DISCIPLINE.✔3. She physically loses weight while sitting on her eggs due to decreased feeding
SACRIFICE AND SELF DENIAL✔4. She can…Read More
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Mom said alcohol 🍻 is my enemy 🥺
Jesus said love your enemies 😂😉
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“Your time is limited, don’t waste it living someone else’s life.
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Update🔴
Nigeria’s goalkeeper, Stanley Nwabali’s life is about to change completely.
Recall, that South Africans have been threatening him; some said he should never return to their country for smother defeat they suffered in the hands of the Nigerian team.
While all these were going on Saudi Arabia was perfecting plans on how to sign Nwa…Read More
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Lol