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🏢SCHOOL RULES WHEN I AM A PRINCIPAL📘
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1) Female 👩💼 students should wear mini-skirts👗 only.
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2) Lunchtime 🥪🍟🥓 takes 3hrs while each lesson👩💻 takes only 20mins.
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3) If you are quiet🙍 person, sorry! Get the out of my school.
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4) If you wanna get high🚭 there’s a room 🏠 for smokers.
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5) Wednesdays and Fridays it’s party �🎼📻 time no l…Read More -
1. You see those girls that eat alot without getting fat, the food goes directly to their attitude😏 very stubbørn set of people 😒
2. When a stīngy man is looking for a wife, any girl who asks him for money is not a wife material😂😂
3. You Think you are doing me” But you are doing yourself” if your Mom haven’t told you such words, you are A…Read More
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🙆♂️😂My girlfriend went to bed very early yesterday night because i didn’t allow her to attend her club’s half of the year party. After finishing a bottle of water, i decided to jøin her. When i touched her, she pushed my hand away. I touched her again, she hissed and jumped out of the bed and put on a jeans short and a jeans trouser. She…Read More
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I am still ashāmed of myself 🙆♂️🤣
Me and my girlfriend were on video cāll on whatsapp yesterday when she told me that she was ho_rny, That she really need me beside her.
“How about your parent? Are they not at at home? ” I asked her.
“They just traveled now. Please be coming my darling ” she said.It’s a very long distance relatiønship, Sh…Read More
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If she visit u in a cold weather Bro remove letter “W” from Weather and divide the remaining one into half
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I swear if I didn’t thank God
For my life
I will die
Remember you just sweared😂😂😂😂 -
The fact that you’re always alone in the toilet is enough reason that you’ll be alone when shit goes down in your life 📌🤏
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ELEVEN POWERFUL LESSONS TO LEARN FROM A HEN.
✔1. She first lays enough eggs before sitting on them
GOOD PLANNING.✔2. When she starts sitting on her eggs, she minimizes movements
DISCIPLINE.✔3. She physically loses weight while sitting on her eggs due to decreased feeding
SACRIFICE AND SELF DENIAL✔4. She can…Read More
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Laugh till you forget your sorrow 🤣🤣🤣😂😂
1. Yesterday I was toasting some gal for love💜.. She ask me I hope U R not a player like other men I replied.. I am an ATHLETES.. I don’t play with relationship but I run with it
ladies think getting a right man is easy
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2. It’s over between us
These words will make you search for your shoes in the…Read More -
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