LET’S LAUGH AWAY OUR STRESS WITH ANTS 🐜
1. 5 ants + 5 ants = Tenants
2. To bring an ant from another country into your country = Important
3. Ant that goes to school = Brilliant
4. Ant that is looking for a job = Applicant
5. A spy ant = Informant
6. A very little ant = Infant
7. An ant that uses a gun = Militant
8. An ant that is a specialist =…Read More

The fact that you’re always alone in the toilet is enough reason that you’ll be alone when shit goes down in your life 📌🤏

1. You see those girls that eat alot without getting fat, the food goes directly to their attitude😏 very stubbørn set of people 😒

2. When a stīngy man is looking for a wife, any girl who asks him for money is not a wife material😂😂

3. You Think you are doing me” But you are doing yourself” if your Mom haven’t told you such words, you are A…Read More

Although i may not be there, but am closer than yesterday

Someone asked me ” is it only s£× we can give or have with our girlfriends when dey visit us.🙆🙆

i just laughed and give out my thought My Brother If you have a Bae Invite her to your room❤. Buy her something so Small and Sweet (Chocolate and her favourite Snack 🍫)while sitting with her and talking Give her that package you bought. Tell her lets t…Read More

Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.”

I was inside a keke when a guy came in. It was a short ride. Just 50 naira. The keke guy asked him if he had 50 naira and he said yes.
He got in and we continued.
He got to where he would come down and gave the keke guy #500. The keke guy reminded him that he asked him if he has 50 naira and he said yes.
The guy said he has plenty money and…Read More