😂*She’s Still Ashāmed To Exit The Bathroom*😂

So last night it happened that my parents who had come to town for a wedding, decided not to spend the night in a hotel room. They decided to pay me a visit at my house. It was a surprise visit.

My wife was in the bathroom as at the time they arrived. I had only opened the door to welcome them in. I was very surprised to see them.

“Where is your wife?” My mother whispered.

“She is bathing.” I replied as I led them in.

I was just about calling my wife to inform her of my parents visit, when my mother støpped me and asked me not to inform her.

“Don’t call her. I want her to be surprised just as you were surprised. Let her come out and see us herself.”

My father chuckled.

While seated in the sitting room, my wife shouted from the toilet.

“Honey….”

“Yes baby.”

“Can you līck😋 my nyash for love?”

My father turned and glanced at me.

Usually in such situations, I will say something like “yes baby, I will līck your nyash in and out just for your love baby” so as to sound sweet as usual.

But this time, I shook my head at the spot without saying a word. My mother’s eyes were fixed on me, while my father pretēnded not to be interested in my reply.

“Baby I am talking to you now. Honey, can you līck 😋 my nyash for love?”

“Why are you asking?”

“I just saw it on Facebook. They said if your husband has ever līcked your nyash before, that means he loves you. So can you līck my own.”

My mother kept staring at me. Everyone was awaiting my response. Especially my dad who now seemed to be interested in hearing my reply.

“I don’t know.”

“What do you mean you don’t know. But you can līck my otori with your tongue when we are making love. You are now pretēnding like you don’t snīff my nyash with style just to perceive the aroma. You know you only tried it once.”

“Me?”

“Yes. That was on our wedding night. I didn’t want to tell you. But it was sweet eh. I knew you did that unknøwingly. You were just līcking everywhere that night.”

“Baby støp now. Have your bath and come down to the sitting room so we can talk properly.”

My wife laughed and kept quiet for a while.

Just when I was about to explain to my parents that that’s how my wife and I behaves at times, her voice echoed from the bathroom again.

“Baby… Babeee…”

“Yes.”

“I have finished shitting come and wash my būttockx for me.”

My mother carried her hands on her head. She turned to my father and started acting like someone that wants to ¢ry.

“Your son diala Emmanuel is now a nyash cleaner. They have used Jūjū on this small boy finīsh.”

“Honey come now. I am waiting.”

“Your būttockx?”

“Yes baby. Please. I promise to pay you back with bløw Job. The type that will make you forget your father and mother førever.”

My father shouted.

“Ah.”

And me, I just st00d up and went to the bathroom to break the news of my parents visit to her.

*Since two days now my wife is still in the bathroom , what should I do to bring her out please?*
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