Now Over To You, Boys… How Many Maggi Will Be Okay For Six Cups Of Rice… Girls Come And Laugh 😂😂😂🤣🤣😱😱

Mom said alcohol 🍻 is my enemy 🥺
Jesus said love your enemies 😂😉
Case closed 🔐💯😎

I swear if I didn’t thank God
For my life
I will die
Remember you just sweared😂😂😂😂

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!”

I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered,

“I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and fingers.”

“I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.”