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Emmanuel Oyedokun posted
🏢SCHOOL RULES WHEN I AM A PRINCIPAL📘
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1) Female 👩💼 students should wear mini-skirts👗 only.
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2) Lunchtime 🥪🍟🥓 takes 3hrs while each lesson👩💻 takes only 20mins.
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3) If you are quiet🙍 person, sorry! Get the out of my school.
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4) If you wanna get high🚭 there’s a room 🏠 for smokers.
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5) Wednesdays and Fridays it’s party �🎼📻 time no l…Read More -
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Emmanuel Oyedokun posted
1.. Don’t be carried away by her Profile Picture, check her NIN pic, that’s her real face🤣
2.. People Wey Use Because of 504 Do Rītual In 1989 No Live to See VENZA😂😂😂
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This is hw a bād wife stand when she says to her husband, if you know that you are a man come and bēāt me today😂😂4..” Støp Giving Ur Children Bible Name…Read More
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Aaron Ponsak posted
The fact that you’re always alone in the toilet is enough reason that you’ll be alone when shit goes down in your life 📌🤏
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Okay
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Emmanuel Oyedokun posted
THE WISE ME 😂🙆♂️
A female class teacher was having a prøblem with a boy named Emmanuel in her class in Primary 3.
Emmanuel said, “Madam, I should be in Primary 4.
I am smarter than my sister and she’s in Primary 4”.The Madam had heard enough and took the Emmanuel to the principal.
The principal decided to test Emmanuel with some questions…Read More1 Comment-
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LoL 😂
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Nice
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Emmanuel Oyedokun posted
FACTS ABOUT INTROVERT PEOPLE
1. They can talk and chat openly even crack jokes with you on social media but in real life they are ice😩
2. They fit pass you for road and no go do like sey dem see you. They can stay indoors for weeks without minding🤦♀️
3. Very calculative, clingy, little touch of hot temper, romantic with the one they love.…Read More
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Emmanuel Oyedokun posted
Laugh away your sørrøw 🤗😂
UP NIGERIA 🤍🤍
1. A Márried Man carried His Síde chíck to Hótel, and said
“Báby tell me something that will íncrease My heartbéat”, She replied ” Your wífe is sitting At our Báck “😂😂😂2)Who else Noticed that Sécond Roúnd used to làst lónger and toúgher than First róund, but at the End, very sweét😋;
That’s Why I can…Read More
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Emmanuel Oyedokun posted
Laugh till you forget your sorrow 🤣🤣🤣😂😂
1. Yesterday I was toasting some gal for love💜.. She ask me I hope U R not a player like other men I replied.. I am an ATHLETES.. I don’t play with relationship but I run with it
ladies think getting a right man is easy
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2. It’s over between us
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Emmanuel Oyedokun posted
Packaging nah
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Emmanuel Oyedokun posted
ELEVEN POWERFUL LESSONS TO LEARN FROM A HEN.
✔1. She first lays enough eggs before sitting on them
GOOD PLANNING.✔2. When she starts sitting on her eggs, she minimizes movements
DISCIPLINE.✔3. She physically loses weight while sitting on her eggs due to decreased feeding
SACRIFICE AND SELF DENIAL✔4. She can…Read More
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That’s quite wise of you
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Awesome
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Nice
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True talk