A teacher came into a classroom and asked: “Comfort, how are u feeling today?”

she replies: “I’m feeling comfortable!” The teacher says,

“Good. Ahmed how are u feeling today?”

Ahmed says “I’m feeling ahmedable!” The teacher was surprised.

She went on to test another student.. and asked: “Janet, how are you feeling

today?”

Janet replies “I am…Read More

Assorted and beef meat pepper.

Ingredients:
Beef meat
Assorted meat
1 medium sized onion
10 pieces habanero pepper(atarodo)
Crayfish
1/2 table spoon pepper soup spices
Handful of scent leaves
Salt to taste
Spice cubes (Maggi, knorr or your preferred seasoning)

Directions:

-Wash your beef meat and asserted meat thoroughly
-Season your beef…Read More

Recipe for Muffins4 cups flour4 teaspoon baking powder4 Large eggs1 and 1/4 cup of sugar2 teaspoon essense of your choice2 cups milk1 Cup Vegetable oil(Cooking oil)MethodPre-heat your oven at 180 degrees.Cream(Mix) sugar, eggs and oil, add essence and milk and continue to mix.From another bowl mix the flour and baking powder together and add to…Read More

🔱🔱🔱EVENING_JOKES 🌟🌟🌟

1*That moments you are laughing with your mum*
Then BOOM!!!* _She ask you for yesterday’s change😒_😂😂😂😂

2*I already have a selection of songs 🔊to play in my car….* Now I just need to buy a car.
😙😙😙😙

3* Dating a broke boyfriend is something else. .you’ll be like. .
Girl: Baby I’m hungry☺
Boy: Your own better, me I go soon…Read More

Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.”

Chop well today